Monday, April 16, 2012

Monster Will Steal My Boobs

So tonight Elliott did not want us to leave the room at bed time. She said E -"Stay. A monster will come steal my boobs." US- "What?" E"- "A monster will come and steal my boobs." I told her that I have been alive my life and no monster has ever come to steal MY boobs. I then asked US -"what will the monster DO when he gets your boobs?" E -"Take them to the mud" I let Elliott know that if the monster took her boobs to the mud we would our back packs on, march to the mud, get her boobs and come home and put them back on. E - "Yeah, put them back on with tape".

TAPE!

2 comments:

Kevin Ashworth said...

Duct tape, right?

The Thackers said...

That's so funny! I love it.